{"id":4041,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4041"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"i-was-sitting","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/i-was-sitting\/","title":{"rendered":"I was sitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I was sitting<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI was sitting here and thinking of the pleasures that I lack<br \/>\nLike a girl with lots of freckles and a bottom I could smack<br \/>\nI was sitting contemplating other folk have rather more<br \/>\nLike a girl with lots of giggles and a figure I&#8217;d adore<br \/>\nI was sitting and daydreaming that I wasn&#8217;t here alone<br \/>\nBut I had a lover with me and my loneliness had flown<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting here and wishing things would right themselves on cue<br \/>\nI would be here feeling happy busy making love to you<br \/>\nI was sitting doing nothing when you walked across my mind<br \/>\nWith a sexy little greeting and a wiggling behind<br \/>\nI was sitting here and typing writing out some pointless rhyme<br \/>\nWhen you whispered that you loved me and I had a better time<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting hurting no-one just a rhymer in a chair<br \/>\nWhen I thought about your giggles and the perfume of your hair<br \/>\nSo I stood instead of sitting and I thought about your kiss<br \/>\nAnd I knew that I should travel to an evening filled with bliss<br \/>\nThen while lying after sitting on a bed with you beside<br \/>\nI&#8217;d be glad I&#8217;d lived the daydream it was more than worth the ride<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting by cricketjeff on August 5, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I was sitting here and thinking of the pleasures that I lack Like a girl with lots of freckles and a bottom I could smack I was sitting contemplating other folk have rather more Like a girl with lots of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4041","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7467,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4041\/revisions\/7467"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}