Toffee!
\nby cricketjeff on August 17, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nWhen your work is dull and boring then a toffee makes you smile,
\nWhen you want a little treat a toffee’s great.
\nWhen you want some time for thinking then a toffee lasts a while;
\nThere are toffees by my ‘puter on a plate.<\/p>\n
When you want a different notion, have mint toffee, wrapped in green;
\nOr a treacle toffee can be just the thing,
\nOr banana toffee maybe, if there’s any to be seen,
\nAre there any other toffees you could bring?<\/p>\n
After meals, banoffee pudding, with some extra toffee sauce –
\nOr brazil nut toffee with the added crunch.
\nThere’s so many other flavours, such as liquorice, of course.
\nIs it right to just eat toffee for your lunch?<\/p>\n
All the best sorts come with hammers and you break them from a slab,
\nThough a bag of ready broken bits will do.
\nIt is not too hard to make it I suggest you have a stab.
\nNow I’m ready for a toffee, one for you?<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nmmmmmm
\nI quite like toffee [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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