Promises promises
\nby cricketjeff on September 2, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe moment that you splutter out “I do”
\nYou’re not aware of promises you’ve made
\nThe tortures those two words can put you though
\nWould see all newly wedded fools dismayed<\/p>\n
His Uncle George may drop around for tea
\nWith slides of trees to fill five hellish hours
\nHer Aunty Mave will ask you round to see
\nHer scraggly beds of uninspiring flowers<\/p>\n
You’re there to push her car until it starts
\nTo tell him that his jokes have split your sides
\nYou’re going to eat her horrible jam tarts
\nHe’ll take you on those dreary Harley rides<\/p>\n
It’s not a simple questions as it seems
\nAnd nightmares are another word for dreams!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nPlease remember poems don’t have to be documentaries!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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