More deadly?
\nby cricketjeff on September 6, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nComplicit in causing the downfall of man
\nThis creature pursues any course that it can
\nIt’s hatching a dreadful and devious plan
\nThe woman’s the one to be feared<\/p>\n
Extremely persuasive and cunning as stoats
\nThey seem more obliging than fools chasing votes
\nBut really more deadly than torpedo boats
\nThe woman’s the one to be feared<\/p>\n
They’ll show no remorse when they battle and win
\nThe war they are fighting is older than sin
\nCreated perhaps by a cold hearted jinn
\nThe woman’s the one to be feared<\/p>\n
I’ve battled a few of these fighters before
\nAnd lost every round by a one-sided score
\nBut somehow I’m not feeling bitter and sore
\nThese women are not to be feared<\/p>\n
They’re softer than fur on the chest of a cat
\nMore warming in winter than my Russian hat
\nAnd better than brandy when you’re feeling flat
\nWith women I’m clearly endeared<\/p>\n
It seems I’ve been captured and turned to the bad
\nI’ve lost all the fight that I’m sure I once had
\nTo tell you the truth I’m amazingly glad
\nTo women I’ve always adhered<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
More deadly? by cricketjeff on September 6, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Complicit in causing the downfall of man This creature pursues any course that it can It’s hatching a dreadful and devious plan The woman’s the one to be feared Extremely persuasive and cunning as stoats They seem more obliging than fools […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4110","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7398,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4110\/revisions\/7398"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}