{"id":4111,"date":"2023-11-26T20:27:05","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4111"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"not-getting-home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/not-getting-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Not getting home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Not getting home!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 7, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI was stuck in enforced contemplation<br \/>\nToo far from my home destination<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to approve<br \/>\nWhen the train doesn&#8217;t move<br \/>\nAnd the heat causes more aggravation<\/p>\n<p>At last we got into a station<br \/>\nBefore we caused vast devastation<br \/>\nWe kicked up a fuss<br \/>\nThat there wasn&#8217;t a bus<br \/>\nWhich would have been small compensation<\/p>\n<p>Then stung by the crowd&#8217;s desperation<br \/>\nAnd wishing to stop its inflation<br \/>\nThey stopped an express<br \/>\nTo clear up the mess<br \/>\nAt home there was tea for salvation!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nAn hour spent on a stuck train without room to breathe is not fun!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not getting home! by cricketjeff on September 7, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I was stuck in enforced contemplation Too far from my home destination It&#8217;s hard to approve When the train doesn&#8217;t move And the heat causes more aggravation At last we got into a station Before we caused vast devastation We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4111","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7397,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4111\/revisions\/7397"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}