{"id":4123,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:51","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4123"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-downside","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-downside\/","title":{"rendered":"The downside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The downside<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 12, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA puppy&#8217;s nose pokes through the gate,<br \/>\nA world of smells he must explore.<br \/>\nAlong the path, he doesn&#8217;t wait<br \/>\nWhy must he pee against the door?<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen is a place for play;<br \/>\nHe chases crumbs around the floor.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s finding out much more each day,<br \/>\nWhy must he pee against the door?<\/p>\n<p>Now fast asleep he&#8217;s played too well,<br \/>\nTomorrow he will play some more.<br \/>\nOh no!!! What is that funny smell?<br \/>\nWhy must he pee against the door?<\/p>\n<p>A puppy&#8217;s nose pokes through the gate;<br \/>\nWhy must he pee against the door?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The downside by cricketjeff on September 12, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A puppy&#8217;s nose pokes through the gate, A world of smells he must explore. Along the path, he doesn&#8217;t wait Why must he pee against the door? The kitchen is a place for play; He chases crumbs around the floor. He&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4123","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7386,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4123\/revisions\/7386"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}