Alphabetically unbelievable!
\nby cricketjeff on September 22, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nWhen Adrian the aardvark bounced by billy cans to bed
\nHe couldn’t care that catatonics cars got there ahead
\nThey didn’t dare deceive the dogs who dragged dolls through the door
\nAs each and every elephant had eaten eggs before
\nFive fast and fearsome foxes fainted flat as frangipan
\nAnd good as geese the golden goats ate greasepaint by the can
\nIt’s hard to help a horrid hoop who has a hippos head
\nSince If it isn’t igloo-filled it may be ill instead
\nWhy Joseph jumped on jet-black juice Kentucky can’t decide
\nLord Lucan left his lollipop on Mumma moo-cow’s hide
\nNo need to nurdle neverminds nor nick a not-a-lot
\nOld orange opened ostrich oil on Oswald’s ocelot
\nPink paper planes put pedicures past poorly purple pings
\nQuite querulous and quizzical Ruth roared at running rings
\nSue’s saintly shoes shone shiningly Toms toes turned turnip green
\nUncatalogued umbrella plants were varnished to a sheen
\nWe wept with warbled warthog wheels which wouldn’t whistle well
\nAnd xenophobic xanthomas expired before the smell
\nYet yellow yachts would yodel home to yell the news to me
\nSo Zebedee the Zulu Bee could zoom the Zuider Zee<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nWrite me a rhyming poem with words you wouldn’t usually see linked together .
\nThe poem needs to have a rhythm and flow to it, if it doesn’t it won’t win.
\nYour poem doesn’t need to make any sense at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alphabetically unbelievable! by cricketjeff on September 22, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When Adrian the aardvark bounced by billy cans to bed He couldn’t care that catatonics cars got there ahead They didn’t dare deceive the dogs who dragged dolls through the door As each and every elephant had eaten eggs before Five […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4144","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7363,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4144\/revisions\/7363"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}