{"id":4213,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4213"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","slug":"another-bloody-day","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/another-bloody-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Another bloody day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Another bloody day!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 25, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThere was a time when birthdays came<br \/>\nWith loads and loads of toys<br \/>\nI never thought that I should blame<br \/>\nThe other girls and boys<br \/>\nAnd then they brought a lake of booze<br \/>\nAnd lips that I could kiss<br \/>\nMore silly games than I could use<br \/>\nA day awash with bliss<br \/>\nIn time my birthdays meant my kids<br \/>\nA day to rest and smile\u00a0<br \/>\nUntil this idyll hit the skids<br \/>\nIn most unpleasant style<br \/>\nI have to put my glasses on<br \/>\nBefore I read a book<br \/>\nAnd pretty girls too quickly gone<br \/>\nBefore I get a look<br \/>\nMy left knee aches I&#8217;m rather round<br \/>\nMy hair&#8217;s no longer black<br \/>\nMy stomach makes a lot of sound<br \/>\nWhen spicy foods attack<br \/>\nSo fuck the lot of them I say<br \/>\nThis birthday glee brigade<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just another bloody day<br \/>\nWhen dreams will be betrayed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another bloody day! by cricketjeff on October 25, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There was a time when birthdays came With loads and loads of toys I never thought that I should blame The other girls and boys And then they brought a lake of booze And lips that I could kiss More [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4213","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7295,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4213\/revisions\/7295"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}