{"id":4223,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4223"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"modern-traditions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/modern-traditions\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Traditions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Modern Traditions<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 30, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nFor Halloween there used to be<br \/>\nA lot of apple bobbing<br \/>\nBut now it&#8217;s likely you will see<br \/>\nThe children going robbing<\/p>\n<p>A trick or treat they&#8217;ll promise you<br \/>\nThe choice is quite absurd<br \/>\nGive sweets or suffer eggs and glue<br \/>\nBlackmail&#8217;s an ugly word<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ll say they&#8217;re wearing fancy dress<br \/>\nOne has a plastic hat<br \/>\nThe rest are just a dreadful mess<br \/>\nIn bits of this and that<\/p>\n<p>The only people who agree<br \/>\nWe need this on these isles<br \/>\nAre sweet shop owners on a spree<br \/>\nAnd local paedophiles!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Modern Traditions by cricketjeff on October 30, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved For Halloween there used to be A lot of apple bobbing But now it&#8217;s likely you will see The children going robbing A trick or treat they&#8217;ll promise you The choice is quite absurd Give sweets or suffer eggs and glue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4223","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7286,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4223\/revisions\/7286"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}