{"id":4250,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4250"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-finest-of-all-forms","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-finest-of-all-forms\/","title":{"rendered":"The finest of all forms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The finest of all forms<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 13, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe Limerick&#8217;s best when it&#8217;s naughty<br \/>\nNot arrogant distant and haughty<br \/>\nIts meter just fits<br \/>\nAny thoughts about tits<br \/>\nAnd girls who are friendly and sporty<\/p>\n<p>A sonnet for love can&#8217;t be beaten<br \/>\nIt sings of the nectar you&#8217;ve eaten<br \/>\nBut comical lust<br \/>\nAnd this form is a must<br \/>\nWith plenty of punning to sweeten<\/p>\n<p>An ode when the battle is raging<br \/>\nFree verse when the protest&#8217;s rampaging<br \/>\nBut when you&#8217;re love making<br \/>\nUnless I&#8217;m mistaking<br \/>\nA limerick&#8217;s well worth the staging<\/p>\n<p>Take pantoums sestinas and rubai<br \/>\nOr all of the rest folk like you buy<br \/>\nWhen we get action<br \/>\nAnd pleasure extraction<br \/>\nA limerick&#8217;s better to screw by!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The finest of all forms by cricketjeff on November 13, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The Limerick&#8217;s best when it&#8217;s naughty Not arrogant distant and haughty Its meter just fits Any thoughts about tits And girls who are friendly and sporty A sonnet for love can&#8217;t be beaten It sings of the nectar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4250","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7257,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4250\/revisions\/7257"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}