Oh No!!!!!!
\nby cricketjeff on November 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThere’s a male cow in the valley
\nHe’s a very gully bull
\nThere’s a heifer getting pally
\nThinks she’s got the chance to pull
\nAll the elephants are half price
\nThink it’s called a jumbo sale
\nHave you ever seen enormice
\nThey are rats who’s diets fail<\/p>\n
Playing music for the sailors
\nYou can make those fan tars tick
\nOr show sympathy for failers
\nIf exams have made them sick
\nThere is nothing quite like punning
\nIf you’re quite as daft as me
\nAnd it’s almost twice as stunning
\nIf they’re cast in poetry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh No!!!!!! by cricketjeff on November 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There’s a male cow in the valley He’s a very gully bull There’s a heifer getting pally Thinks she’s got the chance to pull All the elephants are half price Think it’s called a jumbo sale Have you ever seen enormice […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9732,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4264","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7244,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4264\/revisions\/7244"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}