{"id":4292,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4292"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:01:30","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:01:30","slug":"the-age-old-story","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-age-old-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The age old story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The age old story<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 3, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe was blind to imperfections,<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 and he had a few of those<br \/>\nJust one more of her selections<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 he was &#8220;her&#8221; down to his toes<br \/>\nShe would always say she needed<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 men with honesty and wit<br \/>\nHer libido never heeded<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 when she met another shit<\/p>\n<p>She would laugh about her choices<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 and admit she was a fool<br \/>\nThen she&#8217;d hear some inner voices<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 shouting &#8220;never mind that rule,<br \/>\nHe is built just where it matters<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 and I need him in my bed<br \/>\nNever mind the way he chatters<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 I&#8217;ll do talking when I&#8217;m dead&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve no answers to her questions<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 &#8220;why do I respond this way&#8221;<br \/>\nI could make a few suggestions<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 but they&#8217;re not what I should say<br \/>\nI&#8217;m as guilty as the next man<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 can&#8217;t resist a pretty face<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t think I&#8217;m an oversexed man<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 but I&#8217;d like to win the chase<\/p>\n<p>Darwin spoke of variations<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 little changes that appeal<br \/>\nMaking small accommodations<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 to the way our partners feel<br \/>\nSo it can&#8217;t be too amazing<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 humankind is on the ropes<br \/>\nBoth the sexes do their grazing<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 in a field that&#8217;s full of dopes!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The age old story by cricketjeff on December 3, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She was blind to imperfections, \u00a0 \u00a0 and he had a few of those Just one more of her selections \u00a0 \u00a0 he was &#8220;her&#8221; down to his toes She would always say she needed \u00a0 \u00a0 men with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4292","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7217,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4292\/revisions\/7217"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}