{"id":4294,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4294"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-final-word","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-final-word\/","title":{"rendered":"The final word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The final word<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 4, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;m writing this rhyme sat in bed<br \/>\nThe words won&#8217;t get out of my head<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sorry they&#8217;re boring<br \/>\nI ought to be snoring<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m writing nonsense instead<\/p>\n<p>The night started ages ago<br \/>\nI dozed off so I didn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nBut in bed and lying<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t sleep for trying<br \/>\nAnd writing may soften the blow<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should try counting sheep<br \/>\nThey say that&#8217;s a good way to sleep<br \/>\nBut all of that bleating<br \/>\nCould be self defeating<br \/>\nCount carrots, they don&#8217;t make a peep!<\/p>\n<p>The world will go on as it does<br \/>\nMy brain will keep filling with fuzz<br \/>\nThe fog isn&#8217;t lifting<br \/>\nI think I am drifting<br \/>\nAnd all I can say now is zuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The final word by cricketjeff on December 4, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;m writing this rhyme sat in bed The words won&#8217;t get out of my head I&#8217;m sorry they&#8217;re boring I ought to be snoring But I&#8217;m writing nonsense instead The night started ages ago I dozed off so I didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4294","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7215,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4294\/revisions\/7215"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}