Off days
\nby cricketjeff on December 8, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nHave you ever had a day when simply everything goes wrong
\nIt’s off to Hell at high speed and it’s dragging you along
\nOvernight a simple problem grew one hundred thousand fold
\nAnd the people who could help will not do what they are told
\nWhen you find yourself in Pompeii and today’s volcano day
\nDo you wish you were a wizard who could wish it all away<\/p>\n
Have you ever found the contents weren’t the equal of the box
\nHad a present that consisted of mismatched and odd sized socks
\nFound the spanner that you ordered fits another size of nut
\nAnd your rushing at a brickwall with your wheels stuck in a rut
\nWhen you find the monsoons started and you’re out without a hat
\nDo you wish you were a wizard who could end it all like that<\/p>\n
Have you ever started writing and forgotten how to rhyme
\nSeen a friend you’ve missed for ages but you haven’t got the time
\nWoken up to welcome Sunday, found that Monday’s there instead
\nSpent the whole day getting nowhere when you could have stayed in bed
\nWhen the only one you’re wanting’s living half the world away
\nDo you wish you were a wizard who could fly to her and stay!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI had one of those days!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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