{"id":4303,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4303"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:00","slug":"i-bought-a-bag-of-toffees","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/i-bought-a-bag-of-toffees\/","title":{"rendered":"I bought a bag of toffees,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I bought a bag of toffees,<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI bought a bag of toffees, Harry Potter and some cakes<br \/>\nYou need a lot of sugar when a major system breaks<br \/>\nI ate some dolly mixtures and a bacon sandwich too<br \/>\nHealth food is not the answer when you&#8217;ve got a lot to do<\/p>\n<p>I sat and wrote some verses as my mind began to think<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s either wads of nonsense or the pub to have a drink<br \/>\nAnd cider is appealing but the first would lead to more<br \/>\nInstead of making progress I&#8217;d be lying on the floor<\/p>\n<p>And now at home still working I am learning how to swear<br \/>\nSome others wrecked my efforts taking insufficient care<br \/>\nI&#8217;m left to seethe and bubble like a giant pot of stew<br \/>\nSome days you run a marathon on roads they&#8217;ve tarred with glue!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bag of toffees, by cricketjeff on December 9, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I bought a bag of toffees, Harry Potter and some cakes You need a lot of sugar when a major system breaks I ate some dolly mixtures and a bacon sandwich too Health food is not the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4303","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7206,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4303\/revisions\/7206"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}