{"id":4316,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4316"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-curse-of-the-mobile-phone","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-curse-of-the-mobile-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"The curse of the mobile phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The curse of the mobile phone<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen drunken friends have telephones<br \/>\nYour days are spent in moans and groans<br \/>\nWhen rung up in the dead of night<br \/>\nYour answers may be impolite<br \/>\nA swollen ankle hurts like hell<br \/>\nBut why the need to ring and tell<br \/>\nIf fools should choose to drink and roam<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not my job to guide them home<br \/>\nI know how much my head can take<br \/>\nAnother glass a sad mistake<br \/>\nBut others never stop to think<br \/>\nThey simply sit and drink and drink<br \/>\nThen they get lost and call my phone<br \/>\nWHY CAN&#8217;T THE DRUNKS LEAVE ME ALONE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The curse of the mobile phone by cricketjeff on December 18, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When drunken friends have telephones Your days are spent in moans and groans When rung up in the dead of night Your answers may be impolite A swollen ankle hurts like hell But why the need to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4316","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7193,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4316\/revisions\/7193"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}