One neighbour is a psychopath
\nby cricketjeff on December 19, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nOne neighbour is a psychopath his only aim’s to kill
\nThat’s not the best beginning to this season of good will
\nYou may not understand this so perhaps I should explain
\nHe really is a psychopath, I’ll just say that again.<\/p>\n
It seems today he saw his car was covered up in snow
\nAnd thought that boiling water was the way to make snow go
\nHe poured it on the windscreen on the windows and the door
\nBut after snow has melted where will all the water pour?<\/p>\n
The snow along the pavement was compressed and fairly thick
\nWithout a dose of water it was really rather slick
\nI know I’m just a numbskull thinking walking home’s OK
\nBut to carry home your shopping is there any better way?<\/p>\n
Now milk is on the pavement making everything much worse
\nAnd I am cold and soggy and I’m learning how to curse
\nI’ve bought more milk and biscuits and I’m not in too much pain
\nBut one neighbour is a psychopath I must say that again!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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