{"id":4323,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4323"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:33","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:33","slug":"protecting-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/protecting-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Protecting the Kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Protecting the Kids!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe red coat may make a fine show<br \/>\nBut Christmas this year is no go<br \/>\nThe cause of this wreck?<br \/>\nA CRB check<br \/>\nSo now there&#8217;ll be no Ho Ho Ho<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nA &#8220;CRB check&#8221; is a Criminal Records Bureau Check, which you have to pass (and<br \/>\npay for!!!) before you are allowed regular contact with children or vulnerable<br \/>\nadults.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Protecting the Kids! by cricketjeff on December 21, 2009.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The red coat may make a fine show But Christmas this year is no go The cause of this wreck? A CRB check So now there&#8217;ll be no Ho Ho Ho Author notes A &#8220;CRB check&#8221; is a Criminal Records [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4323","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7186,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4323\/revisions\/7186"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}