{"id":4380,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4380"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","slug":"rent-assunder","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/rent-assunder\/","title":{"rendered":"Rent assunder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Rent assunder<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 18, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA modern condominium<br \/>\nIs made from aluminium<br \/>\nBut that won&#8217;t work across the pond at all<br \/>\nAs those who&#8217;d rent a room in &#8217;em<br \/>\nThink they are pure aluminum<br \/>\nThe difference in the language isn&#8217;t small<\/p>\n<p>An o or i is dropped you see<br \/>\nTo try to wreck my poetry<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll never really understand it all<br \/>\nAt least their condominia<br \/>\nAren&#8217;t made from raw alumina<br \/>\nAs if they were the bloody things would fall<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nWhat the heck!?!?!?<br \/>\nI was walking down the road and that sort of happened in my head, sorry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rent assunder by cricketjeff on January 18, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A modern condominium Is made from aluminium But that won&#8217;t work across the pond at all As those who&#8217;d rent a room in &#8217;em Think they are pure aluminum The difference in the language isn&#8217;t small An o or i is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4380","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7128,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4380\/revisions\/7128"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}