{"id":4401,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4401"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:47:39","slug":"norovirus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/n-poems\/norovirus\/","title":{"rendered":"Norovirus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Norovirus<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 31, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen the nasty norovirus finds a victim for its fun<br \/>\nHe may find himself exploding like a dirty water gun<br \/>\nIn between evacuations he will find a fitful rest<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s not a bowl of roses, as this poet can attest<\/p>\n<p>When the nasty norovirus holds a victim in its grips<br \/>\nIt wont be romantic wordplay that is falling from his lips<br \/>\nSitting down composing love songs is the last thing you will do<br \/>\nWhen your bum is firmly welded to the loo<\/p>\n<p>Well that nasty norovirus may be vanishingly small<br \/>\nBut it tried to stop me walking and I had a nasty fall<br \/>\nNow my guts are dancing rumbas and I&#8217;m feeling bloody sick<br \/>\nSo I hope my antibodies can defeat it bloody quick<\/p>\n<p>I assume that norovirus will eventually let go<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll witness the cessation of the most unpleasant flow<br \/>\nBut until I feel I&#8217;m better I will not come out to play<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve any working braincells you will stay the hell away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norovirus by cricketjeff on January 31, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When the nasty norovirus finds a victim for its fun He may find himself exploding like a dirty water gun In between evacuations he will find a fitful rest But it&#8217;s not a bowl of roses, as this poet can attest When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4401","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7108,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4401\/revisions\/7108"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}