{"id":4404,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4404"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-organisation","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-organisation\/","title":{"rendered":"The organisation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The organisation<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 3, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nAt the meeting where the chairman bored the board<br \/>\nThe directors were directing their abuse<br \/>\nAnd although he had the floor they had him floored<br \/>\nTo a man they all demanded his excuse<br \/>\nThen the CEO said &#8220;Get it over soon&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd he threw a purple water-filled balloon<\/p>\n<p>As the chairman wiped the water from his eyes<br \/>\nHe proposed they aired their diff&#8217;rences outside<br \/>\nHe was drowned by all the other member&#8217;s cries<br \/>\nAnd the water filled balloons that they supplied<br \/>\nSo he walked across to fetch the fire hose<br \/>\nAnd the boardroom boys descended into blows<\/p>\n<p>The shareholders were not happy when they saw<br \/>\nAll the minutes of the hours the board had fought<br \/>\nRepresentatives of workers went to law<br \/>\nWanting nothing more to do with all the sport<br \/>\nBut the Judge was known to be a comic loon<br \/>\nBashed his gavel on a water-filled balloon<\/p>\n<p>At the AGM the parties settled down<br \/>\nTo debate the way the company was run<br \/>\nAnd agreed their board was not allowed to frown<br \/>\nAll good meetings need an element of fun<br \/>\nThough the chairman wasn&#8217;t happy he could see<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the way it works at Jokers PLC<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nAGM is the Annual General Meeting of shareholders<br \/>\nPLC is Public Limited Company, a company where shares can be bought by anyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The organisation by cricketjeff on February 3, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved At the meeting where the chairman bored the board The directors were directing their abuse And although he had the floor they had him floored To a man they all demanded his excuse Then the CEO said &#8220;Get it over soon&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4404","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7104,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4404\/revisions\/7104"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}