{"id":4435,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4435"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"confusion","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/confusion\/","title":{"rendered":"Confusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Confusion<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 17, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve a funny sort of notion Thursday&#8217;s Friday,<br \/>\nAnd my Wednesday has a Tuesday sort of feel;<br \/>\nBut the day I come to see you will be my day,<br \/>\nAnd the feelings that confuse me will be real.<\/p>\n<p>If I cannot tell a brunette from a redhead<br \/>\nAnd I greet a lady driver &#8220;Thank-you Dad&#8221;,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s because my mind contains a drop-me-dead-head,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re the most complete distraction that I&#8217;ve had<\/p>\n<p>Since I met you I&#8217;ve abandoned all complaining,<br \/>\nBeen as nice as pie to everyone I&#8217;ve met.<br \/>\nWalked the roads in jeans and t-shirt when it&#8217;s raining,<br \/>\nGiven cash to charities without regret.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure my head is still sat on my shoulders,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not confident the Sun is up by day,<br \/>\nBut I see a gravel path, where once huge boulders,<br \/>\nHad been strewn across the track to block my way.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m sweating when it&#8217;s snowing what&#8217;s it matter?<br \/>\nI am sure some other lovers feel the same.<br \/>\nIn the office there&#8217;s a lot of idle chatter<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re trying to guess the name of who&#8217;s to blame.<\/p>\n<p>So today&#8217;s a day when I am feeling happy,<br \/>\nThere are days when all the world is sad and blue,<br \/>\nBut I can&#8217;t be feeling alligator snappy,<br \/>\nOn\u00a0 a day when I am sure I&#8217;ll talk to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confusion by cricketjeff on February 17, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;ve a funny sort of notion Thursday&#8217;s Friday, And my Wednesday has a Tuesday sort of feel; But the day I come to see you will be my day, And the feelings that confuse me will be real. If I cannot tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4435","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7072,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4435\/revisions\/7072"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}