{"id":4437,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4437"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-theme-song-of-the-eighth-royal-southumbrian-penguineers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-theme-song-of-the-eighth-royal-southumbrian-penguineers\/","title":{"rendered":"The theme song of the Eighth Royal Southumbrian Penguineers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The theme song of the Eighth Royal Southumbrian Penguineers<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 18, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA regal legal eagle bought a basset and a beagle<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d heard he had to have a pair of hounds<br \/>\nThen attempted to finagle tarantellas penned by Spriegal<br \/>\nWell before the third trombones were out of bounds<br \/>\nBut a poet with a stutter found the lines too hard to mutter<br \/>\nSo he changed the meaning in a novel way<br \/>\nNow its all about a cutter who can&#8217;t stand brown bread and butter<br \/>\nAnd who can&#8217;t afford to yodel on his pay<br \/>\nYou many think that many suffer rather like the strange old buffer<br \/>\nBut a study shows his illness to be rare<br \/>\nSo unless you&#8217;re that old duffer or a most ingenious bluffer<br \/>\nI suspect the honest truth&#8217;s that you don&#8217;t care<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nJust because &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The theme song of the Eighth Royal Southumbrian Penguineers by cricketjeff on February 18, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A regal legal eagle bought a basset and a beagle He&#8217;d heard he had to have a pair of hounds Then attempted to finagle tarantellas penned by Spriegal Well before the third trombones were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4437","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7071,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4437\/revisions\/7071"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}