Tonight’s main news!
\nby cricketjeff on February 19, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe country’s going crazy on Eastenders
\nApparently a character got killed
\nA quarter century of slags on benders
\nAnother chunk of prime-time has been filled<\/p>\n
They shot it live so there could be no leaking
\nThe bookies took a fortune on the case
\nWith journalists on tabloids busy peaking
\nI bet there was a scrum all round the place<\/p>\n
A Mitchell died, I think, it doesn’t matter
\nI’ve never seen the show the whole way through
\nBut offices need filling up with chatter
\nOr else the staff would find some work to do<\/p>\n
Now if you know who died and who’s the crook
\nPlease write it down somewhere I’ll never look!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nA soap opera, called East Enders is the most popular TV programme in the UK.
\nGAWD ‘ELP US!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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