The Ginger Gang
\nby cricketjeff on March 1, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIf I go too long unshaven then I grow a ginger beard,
\nWhich is in between amusing and little bit too weird;
\nI’ve a wife who’s hair is ginger, and my eldest son’s the same
\nNot sure about the next one, he’s a blond, it’s such a shame.
\nThen my daughter, not the tallest, and she’s madder than a yak
\nWith her hair so very ginger though she did once die it black.
\nAnd the youngest is another who is biscuity on top,
\nSo you see I’m not a fibber when I claim a ginger crop.<\/p>\n
With this crew of dreadful gingers, that’s not hairist just the truth,
\nI am bound to spend a lifetime disabusing the uncouth.
\nThough they can be fiery tempered, and they’re stranger than a carp,
\nThey are quick as any silver and their brains are good and sharp.
\nI like gingers, well some gingers, I like redheads, brunettes, blondes.
\nIt is not about the hairstyle it is whether she responds,
\nWhen a comic takes the mickey out of any little thing
\nI get cross but then remember, don’t complain or he may sing!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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