{"id":4494,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4494"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:11","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:11","slug":"back-in-school","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/back-in-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Back in School &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Back in School &#8230;<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 19, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/999.xml]<\/p>\n<p>I used to fall asleep while learning French!<br \/>\nThe teacher&#8217;s voice was droning on and on.<br \/>\nPretending rapt attention on the bench<br \/>\nMy conscious mind had quickly upped and gone.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure the teacher had been dressed,<br \/>\nWhen I arrived and shuffled through the door.<br \/>\nBut half asleep I&#8217;m rather more impressed<br \/>\nThat all her clothes have fallen to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>I felt her lips approach and join with mine,<br \/>\nThis form of French was rather more for me.<br \/>\nI whispered (not in French) &#8220;You taste divine&#8221;<br \/>\nJust like the French I&#8217;m all for liberty!<\/p>\n<p>A piece of chalk came whizzing through the air,<br \/>\nIn French she shouted, &#8220;WAKE UP OVER THERE!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in School &#8230; by cricketjeff on March 19, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/999.xml] I used to fall asleep while learning French! The teacher&#8217;s voice was droning on and on. Pretending rapt attention on the bench My conscious mind had quickly upped and gone. I&#8217;m pretty sure the teacher had been dressed, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4494","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7013,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4494\/revisions\/7013"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}