That’s Ornithology!
\nby cricketjeff on March 20, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe twitcher’s life is rather strange
\nHe hangs around to see
\nThe rarest birds within his range
\nThat’s ornithology<\/p>\n
The tiny tit tickler flies by night
\nIt’s hunting for tiny tits
\nAnd when it finds a pair that’s right
\nIt falls about in fits
\nIt nests within the bra-cup tree
\nSub species double A
\nA bird that’s very hard to see
\nBut such a good game to play!<\/p>\n
The wee horny bustard’s an omnivore
\nNot fussy like the lark
\nHe’s out every night to raise his score
\nThey’re all the same in the dark
\nHis inner city mating flights
\nBegin with the happy hour
\nAnd trying to catch the night’s delights
\nIs what gives him his power<\/p>\n
The twitcher’s life is rather strange
\nHe hangs around to see
\nThe rarest birds within his range
\nThat’s ornithology<\/p>\n
The horrible howling hairy hoodie’s
\nNot that rare at all
\nWhen out and about not being good he’s
\nHanging around the mall
\nHis plumage is a dowdy black
\nAnd quite obscures his head
\nIt’s parents’ call a form of attack
\n“Not bad just easily led!”<\/p>\n
The red-billed twats (we’ve all seen these)
\nAnd many another bird
\nAre often seen upon the breeze
\nThey all of them act absurd
\nOur garden birds are small and sweet
\nAnd dine on nuts and crumbs
\nThese other birds don’t sit and tweet
\nThey’re all just useless bums!!!<\/p>\n
The twitcher’s life is rather strange
\nHe hangs around to see
\nThe rarest birds within his range
\nThat’s ornithology<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
That’s Ornithology! by cricketjeff on March 20, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The twitcher’s life is rather strange He hangs around to see The rarest birds within his range That’s ornithology The tiny tit tickler flies by night It’s hunting for tiny tits And when it finds a pair that’s right It falls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4495","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7014,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4495\/revisions\/7014"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}