{"id":4507,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:45","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4507"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:06:26","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:06:26","slug":"justifiable-homicide","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/j-poems\/justifiable-homicide\/","title":{"rendered":"Justifiable Homicide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Justifiable Homicide<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 25, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a man who moves my office every day<br \/>\nSo by Friday it is miles and miles away<br \/>\nYou may think it wouldn&#8217;t budge<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m certain as I trudge<br \/>\nIt was nearer to the station yesterday<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a man undoing work already done<br \/>\nHe should find another way of getting fun<br \/>\nMaybe take up drinking whisky<br \/>\nFind a girl who&#8217;s feeling frisky<br \/>\nThere are many other hobbies, pick him one!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a man who drops computers on the floor<br \/>\nAnd another man who shuts them in a door<br \/>\nThe result is things stop working<br \/>\nSo I don&#8217;t get time for shirking<br \/>\nWhen my body says I need to sleep some more<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a man who studies every foreign nation<br \/>\nAnd assesses when their workers aren&#8217;t on station<br \/>\nThen he breaks a vital function<br \/>\nSo without the least compunction<br \/>\nThey will call me full of hope and expectation<\/p>\n<p>All these men exist to complicate my life<br \/>\nThey are always busy causing me some strife<br \/>\nI&#8217;m an easy going chappy<br \/>\nAll I want is to be happy<br \/>\nBut instead I have to chase them with this knife!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justifiable Homicide by cricketjeff on March 25, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved There&#8217;s a man who moves my office every day So by Friday it is miles and miles away You may think it wouldn&#8217;t budge But I&#8217;m certain as I trudge It was nearer to the station yesterday There&#8217;s a man undoing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9721,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4507","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7000,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4507\/revisions\/7000"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}