{"id":4511,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:45","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4511"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"aaaaarrrrggghhhh","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/aaaaarrrrggghhhh\/","title":{"rendered":"Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 27, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nDactylic poetry pleases me<br \/>\nRhyming these feminines teases me<br \/>\nSend me an answer that eases me<\/p>\n<p>Until then I do not understand<br \/>\nHow this scheme that you seem to have planned<br \/>\nCan be wrought in a poem that&#8217;s grand<\/p>\n<p>Imperfectly rhyming is horrid<br \/>\nMy language would be a bit florid<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;d get a pain in my forehead<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t do it my friendly test setter<br \/>\nPlease find a rhyme scheme that&#8217;s much better<br \/>\nThen send it post haste by form letter<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\n1-3 in dactylic trimeter. (\/xx \/xx \/xx)<br \/>\n4-6 in anapestic trimeter. (xx\/ xx\/ xx\/)<br \/>\n7-9 in amphibrachic trimeter (x\/x x\/x x\/x)<br \/>\n10-12 antibacchus (\/\/x \/\/x \/\/x)<\/p>\n<p>Rhyme scheme aba bcb cdc dad<\/p>\n<p>But, I cannot rhyme a dactyl with an anapaest I&#8217;m afraid so you better DQ this<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/happy.gif]<\/p>\n<p>The Antibacchuses aren&#8217;t great and you have to pronounce forehead &#8220;forrid&#8221;, but<br \/>\nthere are a number of dialects where that happens anyway<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/happy.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!! by cricketjeff on March 27, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Dactylic poetry pleases me Rhyming these feminines teases me Send me an answer that eases me Until then I do not understand How this scheme that you seem to have planned Can be wrought in a poem that&#8217;s grand Imperfectly rhyming is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4511","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6997,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4511\/revisions\/6997"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}