{"id":4529,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4529"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-groundsmans-tale","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-groundsmans-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"The groundsman\\&#8217;s tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The groundsman&#8217;s tale<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 4, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nEach morning in the summer he is there,<br \/>\nSo many jobs for just one pair of hands;<br \/>\nAt least he has a wife who understands,<br \/>\nFor half the year he&#8217;s married to his square.<br \/>\nIn playing days he showed a little flare &#8212;<br \/>\nBut now his grass is mown in tidy bands,<br \/>\nThe finest sight in all these sporting lands,<br \/>\nA village green for everyone to share.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday he rolls his perfect pitch,<br \/>\nThen tells the captain &#8220;it&#8217;ll seam today.&#8221;<br \/>\nToo busy with his tools to scratch the itch<br \/>\nThat every cricket groundsman feels, to play.<br \/>\nNow win or lose, it doesn&#8217;t matter which,<br \/>\nThe master of the green is here to stay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The groundsman&#8217;s tale by cricketjeff on April 4, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Each morning in the summer he is there, So many jobs for just one pair of hands; At least he has a wife who understands, For half the year he&#8217;s married to his square. In playing days he showed a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4529","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6978,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4529\/revisions\/6978"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}