{"id":4532,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4532"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:05:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:05:38","slug":"just-doing-her-job","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/j-poems\/just-doing-her-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Just doing her job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Just doing her job<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 4, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOur new baby sitter does not understand<br \/>\nThe job she is doing at all<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s sat on the baby, my brother and me<br \/>\nWhile Dad&#8217;s taken Mum to the ball<\/p>\n<p>And while they&#8217;re out dancing the evening away<br \/>\nWe children are starting to moan<br \/>\nWhile sitting upon us she fidgits you see<br \/>\nAnd weighs nearly seventeen stone!!!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nFor any Americans who chance to read this, a stone is 14 pounds, and 17 stone<br \/>\nis a BIG girl [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%202_files\/grin.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just doing her job by cricketjeff on April 4, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Our new baby sitter does not understand The job she is doing at all She&#8217;s sat on the baby, my brother and me While Dad&#8217;s taken Mum to the ball And while they&#8217;re out dancing the evening away We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9721,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4532","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6977,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4532\/revisions\/6977"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}