{"id":4552,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4552"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"modern-oddservations","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/modern-oddservations\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Oddservations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Modern Oddservations<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 16, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n&#8220;Free cash withdrawals&#8221; is what it says<br \/>\nOn all those smart machines<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t believe their dreadful lies<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t as it seems<br \/>\nWhen I took out a large amount<br \/>\nThey took it back from my account!<\/p>\n<p>This modern world is rather strange<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to understand<br \/>\nAnd every day it has to change<br \/>\nAll progress MUST be banned<\/p>\n<p>I bought an automatic car<br \/>\nSince driving is a pain<br \/>\nIt never takes me very far<br \/>\nI got it wrong again<br \/>\nAlthough I tell it where to drive<br \/>\nFor hours and hours I don&#8217;t arrive<\/p>\n<p>This modern world is rather strange<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to understand<br \/>\nAnd every day it has to change<br \/>\nAll progress MUST be banned<\/p>\n<p>I called a friend up on the phone<br \/>\nHe said that he was here<br \/>\nBut I was sitting all alone<br \/>\nHis meaning wasn&#8217;t clear<br \/>\nAnd then he asked if I was there?<br \/>\nIs everybody everywhere?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Modern Oddservations by cricketjeff on April 16, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved &#8220;Free cash withdrawals&#8221; is what it says On all those smart machines Please don&#8217;t believe their dreadful lies It isn&#8217;t as it seems When I took out a large amount They took it back from my account! This modern world is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4552","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6956,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4552\/revisions\/6956"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}