Monday Evening
\nby cricketjeff on May 10, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nNow I’m sitting in an armchair, watching cricket on TV;
\nPretty girls are dirty dancing and I’ve got a cup of tea.
\nThere’s a PC needing mending, there is poetry to write,
\nThen we get to bath and bedtime and a dream of you tonight.<\/p>\n
England hammering New Zealand at the Twenty20 cup,
\nWhile the girls with bouncing bottoms keep the local spirits up,
\nI have ordered a new hard-drive, and another cup of tea,
\nWhen you head for bed this evening will you dream a dream of me?<\/p>\n
There are mint and treacle toffees, Bresnan hits the winning runs,
\nCheered by men dressed up as bridesmaids and some very hairy nuns.
\nNow I’m off to find the teapot, or perhaps a glass of wine,
\nIn your dreams am I a hero? You’re the heroine of mine.<\/p>\n
Now the happy cloud is fading, as they take us to the news,
\nHoards of boring politicians who cannot contain their views,
\nBut my glass is not half empty and the bathroom fills with steam,
\nIf you’ve joined me in the drinking come and join me in the dream.<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nMy streams of consciousness come in rhyme and meter …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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