{"id":4588,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4588"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-summer-cold","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-summer-cold\/","title":{"rendered":"The Summer Cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Summer Cold<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 11, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nMy face is full and fusty and my mind is on the blink<br \/>\nMy brain is turning musty and I&#8217;ve lost the will to think<br \/>\nI shouldn&#8217;t feel this woozy if I haven&#8217;t had a drink<br \/>\nI hope I haven&#8217;t caught a summer cold<\/p>\n<p>My nose has started streaming and my teeth no longer fit<br \/>\nMy tongue is dry and bitter and it&#8217;s top is clad in grit<br \/>\nAnd nobody would compliment my dry acerbic wit<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;ve gone a caught a summer cold<\/p>\n<p>My throat is hot and horrid and it hurts me if I eat<br \/>\nMy knees are old and aching but they&#8217;re better than my feet<br \/>\nAn hour-long break from sneezing seems to be the sweetest treat<br \/>\nI have I&#8217;ve gone and got a summer cold<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll grumble in the office making life a living hell<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll moan my food is tasteless as I&#8217;ve lost all sense of smell<br \/>\nThose viruses all hate me and by now the world can tell<br \/>\nThat I have caught a stinking summer cold!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Summer Cold by cricketjeff on May 11, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved My face is full and fusty and my mind is on the blink My brain is turning musty and I&#8217;ve lost the will to think I shouldn&#8217;t feel this woozy if I haven&#8217;t had a drink I hope I haven&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4588","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6919,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4588\/revisions\/6919"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}