{"id":4591,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4591"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-food-critic","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-food-critic\/","title":{"rendered":"The food critic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The food critic<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on May 13, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;m watching a wily performer<br \/>\nWho fancies a taste of a korma<br \/>\nBut now he has tried it<br \/>\nThe Squirrel&#8217;s decried it<br \/>\nPerhaps he wants something much warmer<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nA pair of squirrels were watching the lunchers on a bench, but when the rubbish<br \/>\nwas discarded they took a taste each and scarpered &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The food critic by cricketjeff on May 13, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;m watching a wily performer Who fancies a taste of a korma But now he has tried it The Squirrel&#8217;s decried it Perhaps he wants something much warmer Author notes A pair of squirrels were watching the lunchers on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4591","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6918,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4591\/revisions\/6918"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}