No, not Stilton on Cornflakes!!!
\nby cricketjeff on May 14, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI love you but I’d never fight an army just for you,
\nBut maybe I would charge a Sherman Tank.
\nYou’re all I need, you’re all I want, so if you’re feeling blue,
\nIt’s possible that I would rob a bank.<\/p>\n
I love you more than strawberry fool and honeycomb ice-cream,
\nBut if you want a vegan it’s goodbye.
\nEach night I hit the pillows and you’re starring in a dream,
\nFor you I’d eat a veal and onion pie.<\/p>\n
I’d climb the highest ladder, ride an insane motor bike,
\nBut even you can’t make me fight a bull.
\nI’d juggle red hot pokers, almost anything you’d like,
\nI’d eat another doughnut when I’m full.<\/p>\n
I’d change the tie I’m wearing, I would even wear a hat,
\nBut maybe not some loud Bermuda shorts.
\nI wouldn’t lose the waistcoat, you are worth far more than that,
\nI would miss half an hour of foreign sports.<\/p>\n
I love you but in loving I won’t lose the whole of me,
\nI love you but I’m rather old and set,
\nI love you but I’m not a fool, life isn’t poetry,
\nThere’s lots of me that you can’t love I bet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
No, not Stilton on Cornflakes!!! by cricketjeff on May 14, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I love you but I’d never fight an army just for you, But maybe I would charge a Sherman Tank. You’re all I need, you’re all I want, so if you’re feeling blue, It’s possible that I would […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9730,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4593","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6916,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4593\/revisions\/6916"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}