Cocktail bar
\nby cricketjeff on May 22, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nHave you met a Killer Zombie, just the thing on summer nights,
\nHad an orgasm while standing at the bar,
\nAfter three or four you’re squiffy drinking mixed up traffic lights
\nAnd another glass or two of morning star.<\/p>\n
Or perhaps you like them creamy with bananas on the top,
\nLike an ice cream that will sting you like a bee.
\nHappy hour may soon be over, so it isn’t time to stop
\nHave a strong and sprig-of-minty, lemon tree.<\/p>\n
When you see that pretty barmaid you will think about a screw
\nOr perhaps she’d like to have sex on the beach
\nAs they ladle all the booze in (WHAT the hell’s that colour blue?)
\nAnd\u00a0 we’ll finish with a frozen midnight screech.<\/p>\n
They are sweet and full of flavour and before you know you’ve sunk
\nMore or less enough to down a charging bull
\nYou are giddy as a schoolgirl but an awful lot more drunk
\nAnd your wallet in the morning won’t be full!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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