Around the world in underwear
\nby cricketjeff on May 28, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nShe went to Twickers wearing knickers,
\nLarger than a tent.
\nThe fellas kissed her, then dismissed her,
\nLeft their cash unspent.<\/p>\n
In Liverpool she played the fool,
\nIn tight bikini shorts,
\nAnd man there smiled but weren’t beguiled,
\nThey weren’t her sort of sports.<\/p>\n
Her New York set were smaller yet
\nAnd men now caught her eye.
\nThey came to dance and take a chance
\nBut soon they said goodbye.<\/p>\n
In LA she made rather free,
\nA very tidy fit,
\nThe man now stayed and briefly played
\nBefore, too soon, they split.<\/p>\n
In Tokyo she had a go
\nAt rather daring silk
\nAnd swiftly scored with some young lord
\nAnd others of his ilk.<\/p>\n
In Chittagong she wore a thong
\nAnd had her bottom squeezed,
\nThe local men said “come again”
\nAnd everyone was pleased.<\/p>\n
In Istanbul her hands were full,
\nHer panties very small,
\nEach local lad ensured she had
\nHer own near Eastern ball.<\/p>\n
So onto Rome (much nearer home)
\nA handkerchief and string
\nAnd boy oh boy did she find joy
\nAnd love and everything.<\/p>\n
In Paris France such tiny pants
\nAre clearly just the norm
\nBut they worked well, she loved like Hell,
\nAnd proved she could perform.<\/p>\n
In London where she first went bare
\nShe found that life was great,
\nIt blows her mind when good men find
\nHer ready on a plate.<\/p>\n
Now all the while commando style
\nIs how she starts the day.
\nShe’s rather rich, a happy bitch,
\nWho’s found the perfect way!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nJust for fun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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