{"id":4637,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4637"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:43:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:43:47","slug":"last-years-model","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/l-poems\/last-years-model\/","title":{"rendered":"Last year\\&#8217;s model"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Last year&#8217;s model<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 19, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard to win a motor-race<br \/>\nWhile driving last year&#8217;s car,<br \/>\nAnd mine was made too many years ago.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m feeling rather out of place,<br \/>\nA has-been, fallen star;<br \/>\nWith not too many sparkles left to show.<\/p>\n<p>I used to hit the limiter<br \/>\nOn every decent straight,<br \/>\nBut now I take an age to get to speed.<br \/>\nFar sharper than a scimitar,<br \/>\nI always knew my fate;<br \/>\nBut now my moves can not be guaranteed.<\/p>\n<p>Beside the engine&#8217;s brutal roar<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s now a clank or two,<br \/>\nThe sexy note I knew has disappeared.<br \/>\nMy angry snarl is now a snore,<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t got a clue<br \/>\nWhen I can get the partial blockage cleared.<\/p>\n<p>I still feel thrills when I begin,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m eager to compete,<br \/>\nWith all the younger smarter cars on show.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d love to think I can still win,<br \/>\nBut finishing&#8217;s a feat;<br \/>\nAt least I know my working parts still go.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t listen to the liars who<br \/>\nSay age will never count &#8212;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m past the best I didn&#8217;t quite achieve.<br \/>\nThis rhyme is all that that I can do,<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s of no account,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m much too old for make-believe!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nInspired by this piece http:\/\/allpoetry.com\/poem\/6261195 by one of the finest<br \/>\npoets I know, Comradecoalheaver (Jim Olsson).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year&#8217;s model by cricketjeff on June 19, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved It&#8217;s hard to win a motor-race While driving last year&#8217;s car, And mine was made too many years ago. I&#8217;m feeling rather out of place, A has-been, fallen star; With not too many sparkles left to show. I used to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9726,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4637","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4637"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6872,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4637\/revisions\/6872"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}