Take Heed!
\nby cricketjeff on June 26, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nAs a pretty little toddler she adored her teddy bear,
\nUntil she woke one morning and she found it wasn’t there.
\nHow could a tiny misfit be to blame for tragedy;
\nThe “Toyshop Where They Found the Bear Explosion Mystery!”<\/p>\n
She was only six or seven when her special little friend
\nWas moving with his parents, so he said it had to end.
\nThe lorry with their home in never made that other town,
\nAs she tidied daddy’s spanners she had grace enough to frown.<\/p>\n
A girlfriend of her teenage years discovered teenage boys,
\nAnd left their cosy friendship for these new exciting toys.
\nCoincidence they called it when her “gang” all disappeared,
\nThese things all seem to happen when some fool has interfered.<\/p>\n
The first time she was jilted there were stories in the press,
\nThey found his floating body in a sexy mini-dress.
\nIf she dumps them they stay living, feeling emptiness inside,
\nBut everyone who’s tried to leave discovers they have died.<\/p>\n
It’s safe to be her lover if you’re true to how you feel
\nAnd only claim to love her when you’re certain love is real
\nBut never pull a fast one or “discover someone new”,
\nThese verses tell you plainly what will happen if you do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Take Heed! by cricketjeff on June 26, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved As a pretty little toddler she adored her teddy bear, Until she woke one morning and she found it wasn’t there. How could a tiny misfit be to blame for tragedy; The “Toyshop Where They Found the Bear Explosion Mystery!” She […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4645","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6864,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4645\/revisions\/6864"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}