{"id":4664,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:26","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4664"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"afraid-of-the-rain","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/afraid-of-the-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"Afraid of the Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Afraid of the Rain<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on July 14, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe pitter-patter paranoid<br \/>\nPrepare with utmost care<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re sure the world would be destroyed<br \/>\nIf rain should touch their hair<\/p>\n<p>Umbrella Bella&#8217;s staying dry<br \/>\nBeneath her lurid roof<br \/>\nShe sees the summer storm slip by<br \/>\nWhile staying waterproof<\/p>\n<p>A fat girl in a plastic mac<br \/>\nRebounds from tree to tree<br \/>\nThe hood is oversized and black<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think she can see<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d never seen the rain<br \/>\nThe way they moan and fuss<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll strip the whole lot off again<br \/>\nWhen they get on the bus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afraid of the Rain by cricketjeff on July 14, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The pitter-patter paranoid Prepare with utmost care They&#8217;re sure the world would be destroyed If rain should touch their hair Umbrella Bella&#8217;s staying dry Beneath her lurid roof She sees the summer storm slip by While staying waterproof A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4664","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6843,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4664\/revisions\/6843"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}