{"id":4692,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:26","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4692"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"paparazzi-cricketers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/paparazzi-cricketers\/","title":{"rendered":"Paparazzi Cricketers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Paparazzi Cricketers<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 2, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThough she was the finest of stumpers<br \/>\nShe danced like the worst of all clumpers<br \/>\nStill she has men queued up<br \/>\nIt seems they&#8217;ve been clued up<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s wearing the tightest of jumpers<\/p>\n<p>The smallest and best of the batters<br \/>\nAlthough she&#8217;s the loudest of chatters<br \/>\nHas many admirers<br \/>\nAnd casual enquirers<br \/>\nA black microdress always flatters<\/p>\n<p>And both of the opening bowlers<br \/>\nAre clearly quite adept controllers<br \/>\nThese two cunning bitches<br \/>\nAre drowning in riches<br \/>\nThey only date men driving Rollers<\/p>\n<p>Though cricket is what they are famed for<br \/>\nThis gorgeous and widely acclaimed four<br \/>\nThe papers are filled with<br \/>\nThe men who are thrilled with<br \/>\nThe exploits these ladies are blamed for!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paparazzi Cricketers by cricketjeff on August 2, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Though she was the finest of stumpers She danced like the worst of all clumpers Still she has men queued up It seems they&#8217;ve been clued up She&#8217;s wearing the tightest of jumpers The smallest and best of the batters Although [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4692","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6815,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4692\/revisions\/6815"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}