Made for Each Other
\nby cricketjeff on August 27, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nShe dreamed of his kiss and the taste of his lips
\nSo she fluttered her eyes and she wiggled her hips
\nBut he dreamed of sailing on beautiful ships
\nThey’re not a compatible pair<\/p>\n
She wanted a sportsman with money to burn
\nA god in the bedroom no woman would spurn
\nHe lived for quizzes and things he could learn
\nShe’s round and he’s terribly square<\/p>\n
He quite liked a redhead, she’s platinum blonde
\nHe likes his films factual, she’s fond of James Bond
\nShe wants him right now but he dreams of beyond
\nThere’s nothing this pair seem to share<\/p>\n
He’s wedded to science she reads horoscopes
\nHe’s always prepared but she only just copes
\nShe knows what she wants but he’s learning the ropes
\nYou can’t mate a bull and a bear<\/p>\n
If you think she’s water he’s certainly oil
\nHe fences with broadswords she chooses a foil
\nShe loves living easy he’s happy to toil
\nTheir worlds do not touch anywhere<\/p>\n
But down at the pub she drank wine by the glass
\nHe swallowed three beers and he noticed her class
\nShe fell for his brains and he fell for her arse
\nA drink sets you up for a dare<\/p>\n
The wedding was formal he would have worn jeans
\nHe ordered a burger she only ate greens
\nBut they love each other like goggle-eyed teens
\nA marriage beyond all compare!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI saw a pair on the train who appeared as well matched as fillet steak and
\nengine oil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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