The World’s Greatest Cat Poet
\nby cricketjeff on August 30, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThe Human world is rocked down to the core
\nBy Tiki’s perfect feline poetry.
\nThe greatest verse that anyone will see,
\nYou better rush and read a little more.
\nYou have a world of pleasure left in store,
\nThe words and rhyme will set your spirit free,
\nYou’re forced to ask how such a cat can be,
\nAnd then you ask “But what is Ellis for?”<\/p>\n
It’s not just verse, this Tiki also makes
\n“The cat food far too good for humankind”,
\nBe careful you don’t fall for any fakes
\nThe real deal will always blow your mind!
\nNot got it yet? Wake up for heaven’s sakes!
\nIf you are not a fan you must be blind!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nTiki is too important to waste time with AP, so check out Ellis who does the
\ntyping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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