Alphabalderdash
\nby cricketjeff on September 18, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nAlan Aardvardk ate an aimless apple
\nBetina Bear blew bubbles for a bet
\nChris Chorister was singing in the chapel
\nAnd dodgy Dave did deals although in debt.<\/p>\n
Evadne Eels eats eggs each early Easter
\nFrank Foozie fought a floating football shirt
\nGrant Gorringe gave those grinning girls at least a
\nHalf a hundred hints that he would like to flirt<\/p>\n
I itch inside the alphabet is irksome
\nJust like a jumping Jack on roller skates
\nKit Kendrick tried but couldn’t ever work some
\nLost loving into washing up the plates<\/p>\n
My muse is mad that I won’t ever let her
\nNudge naughty Nelly’s nibbles off the shelf
\nOh what revenge, but wait I’m gonna get her
\nPushing Polly’s purple pixies off myself<\/p>\n
Quite what this rhyme is for I’ve quite forgotten
\nRemarkable the way a mind can stray
\nSo what if the whole thing is misbegotten
\nThere’s not a lot of work to do today<\/p>\n
Umbrellas urge us all to walk in winter
\nVexatiously they invert in the breeze
\nWhy worry if your dreams begin to splinter
\nX-raying xenophobes is such a tease<\/p>\n
You can’t believe I’d post this load of rot
\nZigzagging through the mess of all I’ve got<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nEveryone should write an alphabet from time to time, I don’t know why, but they
\nshould.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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