{"id":4774,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:25","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4774"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","slug":"the-smart-phone-lament","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-smart-phone-lament\/","title":{"rendered":"The Smart Phone Lament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Smart Phone Lament<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 1, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t understand my new phone<br \/>\nThe interface seems overblown<br \/>\nThe icons confuse me<br \/>\nInstructions abuse me<br \/>\nI wish that I&#8217;d left things alone<\/p>\n<p>I downloaded music OK<br \/>\nAnd several games I can play<br \/>\nThe Internet&#8217;s whizzy<br \/>\nThe apps keep me busy<br \/>\nBut ringing my friends up, NO WAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Smart Phone Lament by cricketjeff on October 1, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I don&#8217;t understand my new phone The interface seems overblown The icons confuse me Instructions abuse me I wish that I&#8217;d left things alone I downloaded music OK And several games I can play The Internet&#8217;s whizzy The apps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4774","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6734,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4774\/revisions\/6734"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}