{"id":4788,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:25","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4788"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"perfect-partners","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/perfect-partners\/","title":{"rendered":"Perfect Partners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Perfect Partners<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on October 15, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d rather that Nora would trample or gore ya<br \/>\nThan subject your nose to her breath<br \/>\nLike sewage stained cheeses and dreadful diseases<br \/>\nOne whiff is a sentence of death<br \/>\nShe washed at least yearly but rarely severely<br \/>\nJust looked at the bath from afar<br \/>\nHer toothbrush was rotten and almost forgotten<br \/>\nAnd used to brush moss from her car<br \/>\nHer socks were quite squelchy her knickers were feltchy<br \/>\nThey couldn&#8217;t be seen and survived<br \/>\nOne nurse nearly touched her but then terror clutched her<br \/>\nAnd after a year she revived<br \/>\nBut Nora saw Martin and something was startin&#8217;<br \/>\nTo change how she looked at her life<br \/>\nShe scrubbed herself nightly and soon she shone brightly<br \/>\nAnd thought of becoming a wife<br \/>\nWith buckets of bleaches and soaps made from peaches<br \/>\nHer smell was reduced to a stench<br \/>\nShe made an impression and after one session<br \/>\nThis man grew attached to the wench<br \/>\nIt seemed quite appalling that he could be falling<br \/>\nFor one who smelt far worse than Hell<br \/>\nBut Martin was happy turns out Nora&#8217;s chappie<br \/>\nWas a man who had no sense of smell!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perfect Partners by cricketjeff on October 15, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved You&#8217;d rather that Nora would trample or gore ya Than subject your nose to her breath Like sewage stained cheeses and dreadful diseases One whiff is a sentence of death She washed at least yearly but rarely severely Just looked at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4788","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6721,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4788\/revisions\/6721"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}