Midwinter Heatwave
\nby cricketjeff on November 6, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nWhen Rosie Midwinter gets keen on a man
\nShe doesn’t play footsie or flirt with a fan.
\nYou won’t see her moping, or drowning in sighs,
\nShe marches straight over and stares in his eyes.<\/p>\n
The words that she whispers aren’t soppy and sweet,
\nShe won’t twist her fingers or shuffle her feet.
\nHer voice may be quiet, but firm and direct;
\nShe lets a man know what he needs to expect.<\/p>\n
For Rosie Midwinter won’t ever waste time,
\nShe thinks all that nonsense a terrible crime,
\nAs soon as she’s spoken their lips are engaged,
\nAnd they won’t be parted until she’s assuaged.<\/p>\n
She’ll ask for a drink, or she’ll get one for him,
\nAnd something to eat if she’s hit by that whim,
\nThey’ll sit down to drink, and she’ll start to explore
\nThe depths of his dreams and the treats still in store.<\/p>\n
The air soon gets heated, intentions are clear,
\nHis last inhibitions will soon disappear.
\nBefore clumsy fumblings start showing her wares,
\nYoung Rosie Midwinter takes her man upstairs …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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