Another Point of View
\nby cricketjeff on November 22, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
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A frying pan’s uncomfortable, on this we can agree
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 You hop around and feel a little singed
\nBut though escape’s appealing just beware that liberty
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 Can quickly see your future plans unhinged
\nThe grass is always greener when you look across the fence
\nBut while you’re drowning in the bog you’ll feel a little dense<\/p>\n
If you feel indecision is the greatest fault to fear
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 You’ve maybe never leapt without a look
\nI saw a swordfish dangling and he made it very clear
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 That easy meals may well conceal a hook
\nYour neighbour’s wife looks cuter when she’s walking down the street
\nBut he’s the one who suffers underneath her size twelve feet!<\/p>\n
Your job is dull and dreary while your friends swan round the globe
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 It only rains at your end of the street
\nYour weeks are full of Mondays you’re more miserable than Job
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 They’re off today and basking in the heat
\nBut everything’s less awful than you feel inclined to think
\nHe can’t dress tomorrow morning and his skin is lobster pink<\/p>\n
I’ve never been vindictive but I feel the schadenfreude
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 When bullies find that life can bite them back
\nYou see him steal a lifebelt and you’re really quite annoyed
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Till he becomes a nurse shark’s lunchtime snack
\nYou’re stuck on board and grinning though you know you’re gonna drown
\nSo play your ukulele as the bloody boat goes down!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Another Point of View by cricketjeff on November 22, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/340.html] A frying pan’s uncomfortable, on this we can agree \u00a0 \u00a0 You hop around and feel a little singed But though escape’s appealing just beware that liberty \u00a0 \u00a0 Can quickly see your future plans unhinged The grass […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4837","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6671,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4837\/revisions\/6671"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}