{"id":4840,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:24","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4840"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","slug":"it-all-depends","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/it-all-depends\/","title":{"rendered":"It all depends &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> It all depends &#8230;<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 23, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen Mrs Jones, from forty-six,<br \/>\nWears dresses that display her knicks,<br \/>\nThe sordid spectacle on show<br \/>\nIs called her awful camel toe.<br \/>\nBut Susie Craft, from eighty five,<br \/>\nGives every gentleman alive,<br \/>\nA feeling most would call divine<br \/>\nWhen her hot-pants are cameline.<\/p>\n<p>In isolation some would say<br \/>\nSuch sights are better tucked away;<br \/>\nBut there are girls with winning smiles,<br \/>\nAnd other more erotic wiles,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s private parts, when almost shown,<br \/>\nMake even pornophobics moan.<br \/>\nMost camel toes should be a crime<br \/>\nBut others wow me every time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It all depends &#8230; by cricketjeff on November 23, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When Mrs Jones, from forty-six, Wears dresses that display her knicks, The sordid spectacle on show Is called her awful camel toe. But Susie Craft, from eighty five, Gives every gentleman alive, A feeling most would call divine When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4840","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6667,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4840\/revisions\/6667"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}